Robots are everywhere on TV these days-from commercials
promoting laundry detergent, to shows about how cars and other modern marvels
are built. The question is: How much influence do robots have over what we
watch on TV?
Recently, I called my cable company to expand my TV channel
package. I was inquiring about a Robot Network I’d read about somewhere on the
Internet. The conversation went as follows…
21C: “Hello this is the 21C cable company, how may I help
you?”
Me: “I’d like to find out more information about the Robot Network
and what it costs to add it to my current package.”
21C: “As a standard HD customer, you are automatically connected
to the Robot Network.”
Me: “Oh that’s great, what channel do I turn to watch it?”
21C: “It’s not one channel, per se. It encompasses many
channels at many different times.”
Me: “I don’t understand-isn’t it like the NFL or MLB network
or HBO, with a designated number?”
21C: “No, the Robot Network oversees all the various
broadcasts involving robots that appear on every channel at any time.”
Me: “Can you explain that further for me? I’m still not
fully understanding.”
21C: “Sure, here’s a rundown of what’s being broadcast in
your area in the next 2 hours, just to give you a sample.”
[At this point I grabbed a pencil and paper].
21C: “At 6:22 on channel 3324 there’s a commercial where the
robot helps select the correct laundry detergent. At 6:31, on channel 3454
there’s a commercial where the robot does the grocery shopping followed by the mini-robot
that does the vacuuming.
At 6:49 there’s…”
Me: “Hold on,” I interrupted her. “Are you saying the Robot Network
is just a bunch of recent commercials that show how robots help do chores? I
love those commercials, but I know robots can do much more than just basic
chores.”
21C: “Oh no, there’s also the TechnoHero channel, which
showcases us, er, robots assembling things, such as autos. You’ll find a
program tonight at 7:50 on channel 3489. Then there’s all the edited science
fiction films and TV series on channel 3902 that only show robots in action-no
people.”
Me: “Sounds great. Is there anyway to just get a list of the
programs showcasing robots that perform assembly? I’m an editor for a trade
magazine that focuses on assembly and that would be of most benefit to me.”
21C: “The network must encompass all commercials and
programs.”
Me: “But I don’t need to know about when commercials run. I
see them all the time as I watch various TV programs.”
21C: “The network must encompass all commercials and
programs,” she again said in reply, somewhat quicker.
Again I repeated my desire to not know about robot commercials.
Her reply came back quicker still, like a song that starts
playing at 45 rpm and accelerates to 78 rpm. Over and over she said, “The
network must encompass all commercials and programs.”
Her words became illegible, and I wasn’t able to interrupt
her to say, “Thanks anyway for your time.”
After I hung up the phone, I took another look at my cable
bill.
The customer service number listed there somehow didn’t
match the number shown on my “last call made” listing.
Who did I just talk to, I wondered? Perhaps an administrator
of the Robot Network? Maybe even a relative of one of the robots I wrote about
in a recent article?
Don’t be ridiculous, I thought. Of course that was a person
you spoke with. There is no Robot Network, and no way it could encompass
everything.
Just to be safe, I reread my article to make sure I’d
written nothing negative about robots.
After all, winter in Chicagoland without TV can be very
long.
[Graphic courtesy of bargainbabe.com and
farm3.static.flickr-com.]
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