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Home » Visumatic Industrial Products-Elves Protest!
Hoards of angry elves threatened to strike in protest of Visumatic's new VLB-900M, a tiny, automatic fastening system for M0 to #000 screws, commonly used in watches and medical devices. Tiny Tinker, spokeself for the United Elf Workers denounced the 900M as "the demise of gainful employment for elves worldwide!". Visumatic responded, "We wish the men in the pointy hats would go away!".